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Don't Drink and Drive

PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:11 pm
by elfurbe
Two guys are at a fly party pounding the King. They finish their brews and get up to leave, put on their coats and head out the door. As they're walking out, the host (hostess? I'm thinking hot chick here) runs out the door and goes "Wait! You guys can't drive!" The first guy turns back and goes "Don't worry. We're not driving." Huge king cobra (actual snake) slithers into view on the street. "He is." Voice over. "Anheuser-Busch reminds you to always designate a driver. King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor. Please Drink Responsibly."