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You don't need a ride

PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:05 pm
by elfurbe
Two guys drive up to gas station. They park the car, and go inside. They each grab a 40 of King Cobra and walk outside. As they're walking out to the car, they look over and a giant king cobra (actual snake, big enough to swallow a car) is swallowing their car. They just look at it all dumbfounded, driver drops his keys on the ground from a frozen-in-fear position, voice over: "You don't need a ride when you're ridin' the Cobra. King Cobra premium malt liquor, Anheuser-Busch, St Louis, Missouri, please drink responsibly."